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Former Hole lead singer/Kurt Cobain widow Courtney Love and former Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarrist Dave Navarro put on an act of their own on the stage at a Camp Freddy show at Hollywood & Highland.  Onlookers were treated to an over-the-top stomach turning makeout session featuring Love and Navarro at their worst.

Kiefer Sutherland, channeling his 24 anything goes TV character Jack Bauer got in on the performing end of the show at a strip club in London.  Sources say Sutherland stripped and danced and shouted up a storm at Stringfellows, a lap dance club. The party didn’t last, however, apparently the can’t-stay-out- of-trouble-actor got into an altercation with another clubgoer and bouncers had to step in.  A shirtless Sutherland was tossed around 3:30 AM.

Michelle “Bombshell”McGee, one of Jesse James’s mistress has signed on for a real fight and will make her female boxing debut against porn star Gina Lynn.  Originally McGee was set to referee a match between Lynn and Jon Gosselin’s ex, Kate Major, but Major dropped out and McGee jumped in for the rumble set for May 7, 2010.

Ashley Dupre, known for her call girl duties of former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s is the cover girl on the May issue of Playboy magazine.  Dupre also writes a sex column for the New York Post. Refuting reports that she brought down the gov, Dupre says it was he who did the dirty deed against her…”Some people call me the girl who brought down the governor of New York, but in reality he brought me down. I was an escort. As much as I wish I could make that go away, I can’t.”

It seems that actor Nicolas Cage has come to the conclusion that a nine-foot tall pyramid-shaped super-tomb built in a New Orleans cemetery is the ideal place for him to spend eternity.

New Orleans has above-ground tombs and Cage saw one resembling a pyramid.